MrCarmine's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Last Stand.]

awesome online game

i don't come to this site too often anymore, but i came specifically to review this game... awesome work, loads of fun, great animations for headshots and legshots. i've played through a few times the last couple days... a little on the easy/short side, but fun and rewarding.

make a sequel.

[Kitten Cannon!]

really a lot of fun

great job, and you got a functional and streamlined high scores list!! you deserve a medal for that haha
for a game with this little to do, 8's a great score. good shit.

[Weapon Board!]

good idea, i guess

i haven't seen a shotgun that looked like that, though. needs better music (this sounded like fairy shit, literally) and stuff.

flash-man04 responds:

Thanks, lol custom shotgun :p. I like the zelda music, its funny!

[Aaliyah Tribute]

mmm

people like jaguaro need o get their mind right, because people who make "black" music generally appreciate and embrace "white" and classical music. true artists appreciate all art. people who make "white" music often listen to "black" music because all music improves when the influences are broadened.

maybe if people took the time to get to know something before they criticized it, they would look less foolish. the majority of rap and hip-hop is NOT disrespectful to women and is NOT about bragging about cars. the majority of it talks about life and a good amount talks about love.

classical music and "black" music are just as real as one another, they just can't be compared because they are so vastly different. much classical music cannot be danced to due to fluctuating rhythms and tempos whereas much hiphop can be danced to, or at least one can move to it in some way or another, because of more structured rhythms. in this way, "black" music is similar to many older disciplines of music related to classical in its rigidty along those lines: you need a good rhythm and tempo to have a good song.

a lot of "black" music may be made with synthetic sounds, but it takes practice and skill to produce songs that sound good. the best rappers have a "flow" that is unique to his or herself and they can say what they need to say in set rhyme patterns and with metaphoric, like the best poets.

before people continue criticizing rap, i say they listen to some and try to duplicate it on any level. creative lyrics, whether they be about one's life or neighborhood or car or girl, are not easily made and require effort and revision. i'd like to see the people that bash "black" music try to make it... or at least try to understand it before they go trying to hate it.

[Mass Suicide]

very good

one of the better stick animations for sure. a lot of unique deaths. this review sounds too proper, so im gonna randomly say fuck and sex.

[Experiments and Crap]

not TotW

if that's bad enough to be turd of the week, then NG must be getting a whole lot better.

[D-Fence the Game...]

excellent

great game, lots of fun. but right now i have it going on and i'm just typing this review... it's pretty much automated for me now: 50 sniper motherfuckers, 30 repairmen, and 30 comhub guys (not that i seed em since im just letting it play out), and all defenses maxed out... is there an ending to the game? well, i guess i'll find out eventually. but i wouldn't mind hearing a reply from the author saying it ends at level X...

[Stay Alive v.2]

ok...

so the instant replay thing... that was ok, and it might have been a pain the ass to program or watever, but other than that the game would have been pretty bad. i dunno if there was a controsl page and i didnt feel like checkin but the controls were only ok. plus there was only 3 characters... i hop you can do this kind of shit again, with more people, more environments, and a better interface. also, different angles for the replay would be phat instead of seein what i just did...

[Lavix]

wel

i gave it a 7 jus cuz u put effort... it deserved more of a 6.. but there was mad glitches. like i got to the bridge and ran and jumped right after i raised it and he disappeared, never to come back, no matter what i tried. also, the first time i played it fucked up after i jumped off ther moving platform in the 1st shit

[UFA]

yo

magyars are hungarians hahahahahahahaha i love those jokes like that (thy're hungarians or something like that... one of those slavic states...) that was back in the day, up until the dual monarchy and that ended with WWI so yeah, thanks for that joke lol